A prophet speaks in Cowtown. May I suggest the mushroom casket, sir? Toronto bar sells booze stolen from LCBO, says regulator. And Guelph senior loses $300k to scammer posing as attorney general.
Canadian publisher condemns Pete Hegseth's post of Franklin the Turtle killing narcos. ICE buys Canadian. And the city councillor who blamed AI for death threats sent to political rival has been arrested.
Winnipeg man impersonating Mountie breaks into family’s home. Top Canadian Indigenous author reveals he's not really Indigenous. And four men arrested for fighting over Pokémon cards at Costco.
Ontario man sues OpenAI, claims ChatGPT drove him nuts. Canadian man jailed 30 days for getting drunk in his car outside NATO headquarters in Belgium. And Brampton lawyer accused of advising Cdn Olympian-turned-druglord to kill FBI witness.
man hijacks Hamilton city bus full of passengers / drunk BC man breaks bones after falling out of carnival ride on 9-year-old's watch / and man who shared deepfake nudes of his wife is innocent, says Ontario judge
cops run woman over while arresting her at Tim Hortons / teenage girl arrested for suspected hate crime on TTC subway / and delivery driver attacked at McDonald's
Calgary senior charged with manslaughter after fighting another senior in McDonald's parking lot / Sarnia man threatens to beat handyman with brass knuckles / And theft is surging at ‘pick-your-own’ farms across Ontario
Patricide outside the Oshawa Mosque / Cops raid maid's house / And look out guys - the pedos found Snapchat
Dan Aykroyd wants to live on in the slop-verse after he's dead, but only if he gets paid / watch out for girl-guide-cookie scammers / and Canada is refusing to take back a Bangladeshi man who ‘accidentally’ crossed the U.S. border and got arrested by ICE
Sudbury woman arrested for allegedly making 3,000 prank calls / Oshawa man convicted of fent-fueled manslaughter / London man says he was "chillin'" night of alleged manslaughter
Allegedly stoned driver calls 9-11, gets arrested / Winnipeg police seize $15k in candy-shaped fentanyl / Pickering boy, 14, arrested after allegedly shooting up gas station, stealing 4 cars
Hamilton man falls prey to distraction theft / Tim Hortons manager offers underage employee $20k to marry her bro / Mississauga teen arrested after months of assaulting trail walkers under bridge
