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#49: BIG TENT ⛺
22 hours ago

#49: BIG TENT ⛺

Rowdy Muskoka hockey fans rip off shirts, shatter glass during game. “Screaming & groaning” in BC hotel room leads cops to arrest man. Woman gives birth at Edmonton Oilers game.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸
Apr 03, 2026

#48: GOD IS DEAD 🩸

Sarnia man steals 3 roasts at drillpoint. Toronto man drugged, robbed after ordering hooker to hotel room. Vancouver man maces Facebook Marketplace sellers, steals their Pokémon cards.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️
Mar 27, 2026

#47: GENGHIS QUÉBÉCOIS ⚜️

2 Quebec men banned from donating sperm after fathering 349 children. Guelph boy, 12, arrested for robbing candy store with bear spray. Ontario education minister warns students not to give political grad speeches.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#46: SEND THE METEOR ☄️
Mar 20, 2026

#46: SEND THE METEOR ☄️

Toronto man arrested for playing Hitler speech outside neighbour’s house. Fireball meteorite splits the sky above Mississauga. Saskatoon teen jailed 3 years for lighting high school classmate on fire.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS 👊
Mar 13, 2026

#45: MOTHERING FIGHTS 👊

Sudbury mom hits daughter's BF with baseball bat. Ontario man arrested in Vegas for stealing flamingo. And Quebec sends incognito agents into stores to see what language they're greeted in.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE 🛢️
Mar 06, 2026

#44: MILITARIZED PETRO STATE 🛢️

Winnipegger arrested for threatening Carney on Twitter. Fentanyl mixed with horse tranquilizer hits the streets. And bipolar Toronto woman says rejection of her MAID request would "deny my humanity."

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳
Feb 27, 2026

#43: TIME AND CHANCE ⏳

Peterborough snowplow driver attacked while clearing sidewalk. Burger King deploying AI voice coaches in Canada. And Katy Perry is mentoring Justin Trudeau’s son on his music career.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩
Feb 20, 2026

#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING 😩

Ontario man, 26, receives MAID in B.C. after multiple rejections in Ontario. Mississauga student unwittingly signs contract for $14k red-light therapy mask. Orillia student, 12, breaks nose while riding bus home.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK 🚚
Feb 13, 2026

#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK 🚚

Thunder Bay cop admits he stole cash from wallet of man who ODed. Guelph man hit by truck after pushing girlfriend to safety. And Oshawa junior hockey team asks fans to shower before games.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#40: CALL IT 🪙
Feb 06, 2026

#40: CALL IT 🪙

Alleged drunk driver tries to bribe OPP officer. Sophie Trudeau says being 'uncoupled at 50' doesn't 'feel amazing' as Justin globetrots with Katy Perry. And #1 NHL draft prospect arrested on felony assault charge.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS 💬
Jan 30, 2026

#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS 💬

"Burnt out" Ontario boomer requests MAiD for his wife. Ontario mayor off the hook for pole-dancing joke to female colleague. And BC man accused of sexually assaulting horses under cover of night.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#38: NEW WORLD ORDER 🌍
Jan 23, 2026

#38: NEW WORLD ORDER 🌍

BC woman, 19, found dead surrounded by dingoes in Australia. Calgary teens terrorize strangers with pellet guns, baseball bats. And scammer uses Uber to steal Guelph woman's bank cards, withdraw nearly $5k.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
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