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#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Feb 20, 2026

#42: INTOLERABLE SUFFERING ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Ontario man, 26, receives MAID in B.C. after multiple rejections in Ontario. Mississauga student unwittingly signs contract for $14k red-light therapy mask. Orillia student, 12, breaks nose while riding bus home.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK ๐Ÿšš
Feb 13, 2026

#41: BOYFRIEND VS TRUCK ๐Ÿšš

Thunder Bay cop admits he stole cash from wallet of man who ODed. Guelph man hit by truck after pushing girlfriend to safety. And Oshawa junior hockey team asks fans to shower before games.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#40: CALL IT ๐Ÿช™
Feb 06, 2026

#40: CALL IT ๐Ÿช™

Alleged drunk driver tries to bribe OPP officer. Sophie Trudeau says being 'uncoupled at 50' doesn't 'feel amazing' as Justin globetrots with Katy Perry. And #1 NHL draft prospect arrested on felony assault charge.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS ๐Ÿ’ฌ
Jan 30, 2026

#39: WORDS, WORDS, WORDS ๐Ÿ’ฌ

"Burnt out" Ontario boomer requests MAiD for his wife. Ontario mayor off the hook for pole-dancing joke to female colleague. And BC man accused of sexually assaulting horses under cover of night.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#38: NEW WORLD ORDER ๐ŸŒ
Jan 23, 2026

#38: NEW WORLD ORDER ๐ŸŒ

BC woman, 19, found dead surrounded by dingoes in Australia. Calgary teens terrorize strangers with pellet guns, baseball bats. And scammer uses Uber to steal Guelph woman's bank cards, withdraw nearly $5k.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#37: GOT A LIGHT? ๐Ÿšฌ
Jan 16, 2026

#37: GOT A LIGHT? ๐Ÿšฌ

Guelph woman slaps two others for not having cigarette lighters. Toronto driver charged for n-word license plate. And Kelowna man says he was "only smoking pot" after driving past cops with crack pipe in mouth.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE ๐Ÿ„
Jan 09, 2026

#36: BUYING DRUGS ONLINE ๐Ÿ„

A joint investigation by CBC News and Smalltown Graffiti.

Peter Wilson
Smalltown Graffiti Staff
Peter Wilson, +1
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION ๐Ÿ
Jan 02, 2026

#35: STATE OF THE FEDERATION ๐Ÿ

Newfies pig out at Taco Bell. The Royal Canadian Navy is a terrorist group, says Iran. And the CRA is freezing bank accounts to get back COVID handouts.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#34: WE THE NAUGHTY ๐ŸŽ…
Dec 19, 2025

#34: WE THE NAUGHTY ๐ŸŽ…

Guelph man dumps hot coffee on woman, steals her toque. Northern Ontario woman steals school bus while allegedly high on drugs. Two Amazon employees charged with stealing over $2 million in goods from Ajax warehouse.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#33: A VOICE CRYING OUT IN CALGARY ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
Dec 12, 2025

#33: A VOICE CRYING OUT IN CALGARY ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ

A prophet speaks in Cowtown. May I suggest the mushroom casket, sir? Toronto bar sells booze stolen from LCBO, says regulator. And Guelph senior loses $300k to scammer posing as attorney general.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#32: FRANKLIN AFFAIRS ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
Dec 05, 2025

#32: FRANKLIN AFFAIRS ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Canadian publisher condemns Pete Hegseth's post of Franklin the Turtle killing narcos. ICE buys Canadian. And the city councillor who blamed AI for death threats sent to political rival has been arrested.

Peter Wilson
Peter Wilson
SG WEEKLYSG WEEKLY
#31: KING OF COSPLAY ๐Ÿฅธ
Nov 28, 2025

#31: KING OF COSPLAY ๐Ÿฅธ

Winnipeg man impersonating Mountie breaks into familyโ€™s home. Top Canadian Indigenous author reveals he's not really Indigenous. And four men arrested for fighting over Pokeฬmon cards at Costco.

Peter Wilson
Max Krueger
Peter Wilson, +1
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